archie comics are all about explosive sexual tension, pervy teachers, creepy dads, homoerotic hijinks and three way love scandals, now they pull this born-again cult jive. pro tip, riverdale: jesus ain’t down 2 fuck.
I would love to read the history of Archie comics. The oldest comics seem to have been full of innuendo (well more than usual), the sixties and seventies became squeaky clean and Christian and now they are having an interracial gay marriage (oh, and who are also in the military) in the new issues. Amazing.
remember when the archie comics co-CEO nancy silberkleit barged into a meeting, pointed at each board member and yelled “PENIS! PENIS! PENIS! PENIS!” and “MY BALLS HURT”
I do! I think I stumbled on a photoshopped picture of Veronica yelling out those same…statements.
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In reply, let’s hear Archie’s counter-argument:
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I do! I think I stumbled on a photoshopped picture of Veronica yelling out those same…statements.
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